Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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