So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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