But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
