i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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