I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize
