The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
NoShamevember. You game?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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