Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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