I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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