Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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