I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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