Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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