Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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