i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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