All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
