Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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