Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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