what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Welp...herpes.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
