ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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