he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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