Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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