...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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