wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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