Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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