Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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