But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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