guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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