FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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