Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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