According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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