i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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