kristin has been a bad kristin
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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