im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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