Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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