Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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