I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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