I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
But theres a keg here and me gusta
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
