you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I got inside last night via doggy door
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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