Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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