It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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