then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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