I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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