His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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