my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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