How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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