I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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