with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My dick has a subreddit
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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