I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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