Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
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