I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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