I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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