lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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