then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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