He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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