As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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