now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
